While I was sitting here trying to think of what else to write, I become sexually aroused at the sight of that Britney Spears poster where she's standing on the porch in denim cutoffs and a pink top. Whooda thunkit.
I sure hate that Gay Communist Gun Club! I mean, don't get me wrong, some of my best friends are homosexuals, communists and gun owners. It's just that goddamn Gay Communist Gun Club! I cannot rest until that organization has been banned from existence.
Oh well. At least we finally have a support community where we can find encouragement and camaraderie!